The Three People I want to Talk to the Most which just Shows how Dysfunctional I Am

1. Antelope. Who lives 13,000 miles away.
2. Mule. The ex-boyfriend. Who we all know I need distance from, even if we can make this friend thing work.
3. Spider. Roommate of the ex-boyfriend who I'm unnaturally infatuated with. Also he's an asshole. 

Yep. I have problems.