Dear Roommate

I am tired of...
Your sense of entitlement
Your lack of empathy
Your lifestyle (forgive me for not being politically correct)
Your voice.

I don't care if...
He isn't leaving his girlfriend (were you really that surprised?)
Your grandfather won't pay for your vacation (shouldn't you get a job and pay for school?)
Your mother was mean to you (all mothers are mean at one point or another)
You move out.

I am being...
Mean
Judgmental
Hostile

But really...
I don't care.
At all.

Just fucking give me my Rocky Horror Picture dvd back.